Monday, January 02, 2006
Pizza Girl. Feb / March 2005 Issue 10.
Gossip and Grumbles with Pizza Girl.
ESTATE AGENTS WARS. Dials realators are competing to have the trendiest interior design but who will be the first to have
a champagne and oyster bar area? Watch this space
B.A.G. lady gallery owner alicia has plans for an inspiring new make over to her gallery to be named the Bank cafe / bar. Rumours she will have an estaate agency area are unconfirmed.
West Hill Traffic You can't beat light coloured tarmac to slow down a boy racer. According to the council giving us the hump should make us calmer. Time will tell.
Advanced news the Council is to give five pounds for every one pound the local traders raise towards the sensational 2005 Dials christmas illumination extravaganza. Acouncil spokesperson commented " We are able to make this offerhaving seen the effort of 2004."
Yo Yeoman you are looking dapper in your new exterior livery and the organic locally sourced menu is tempting.
Why not lead the way and be the first local pub \ restaurant to cater for smokers only?
The I-never-miss-a-day charity collector outside to Co-op would like to thank all the locals for their continued support of his record breaking five year residency. a>
His familiar cry "Help the Homeless" always bring a smile.
Contoversial new plans leaked today by someone who knows someone at the Council reveal, Dyke Road between Clifton Road ( Dentist ) and Bath Street ( Cafe One Ten- Couch Bar) is to be pedestrianised. the pavements on each side will be lowered and widened by a further 24 feet and traffic re routed one way in the direction of Hove, via a central cobbled roadway.
These improvements will enable the Council to increase it's business charges to the numerous restaurants and bars (8) for placing tables and chairs and bathroom supplies on the crazy paved landscaped area planned to replace the road.
A Council insider was overheard to say " We are always looking for ways to generate more income in order to employ more traffic wardens. It's all part of our commitment to a greener transport policy, but most of all it'll be nice for people and it's not far from where my girlfriend lives. Naturally we will be consulting residents but to save time this wil happen once the changes have beeb made." She added.
C.F.M.N.I.A.T.D. the newly formed Campain For More Neon Lighting At The Dials awarded Dall's Tapas it's elite prize
at a flashy awards ceremony in Jan's Pantry last night "Neon is a gas" said an insider. "We want more neon, when do we want it? Now. " He chanted.
Welcome the Red Snapper
Top explanation by the Chief Exec of the Brighton Festival for the 1.1£million defecit in the Domes operations. Argus 19.01.05
"900 events were planned at a certain amount this turned out to be only 600 events that cost varying amounts." council chiefs responded " Complicate information given by the festival organisers made it difficult for Council officers to understand." Is this a good time to ask for some smart new street lighting on the Dials?
Chi Chi chandelier chic hits the Dials with the opening of Triangle Design
in the vacated Dials Kids shop. We simply love their rusty french supermarket baskets.
The soon to be vacated old Mishon office close to the superlative Tutti frutti are to be replaced by a cafe bakery called the Rumour Mill.
By de Bye Timmy Tinker hi de hi Tammy Tinker. Feb / March
should see the hand over leading to the departure of the king of banter as he leaves and the arrival of the new mystery owner who I can now reveal is not as we exclusively revealed last issue Jamie Oliver. Jamie's offer was actually turned down as he was outbid at the last minute.
This column salutes Tinky for 18 years brightening up the Dials. Ciao Bella
Pizza Girl.
.
ESTATE AGENTS WARS. Dials realators are competing to have the trendiest interior design but who will be the first to have
a champagne and oyster bar area? Watch this space
B.A.G. lady gallery owner alicia has plans for an inspiring new make over to her gallery to be named the Bank cafe / bar. Rumours she will have an estaate agency area are unconfirmed.
West Hill Traffic You can't beat light coloured tarmac to slow down a boy racer. According to the council giving us the hump should make us calmer. Time will tell.
Advanced news the Council is to give five pounds for every one pound the local traders raise towards the sensational 2005 Dials christmas illumination extravaganza. Acouncil spokesperson commented " We are able to make this offerhaving seen the effort of 2004."
Yo Yeoman you are looking dapper in your new exterior livery and the organic locally sourced menu is tempting.
Why not lead the way and be the first local pub \ restaurant to cater for smokers only?
The I-never-miss-a-day charity collector outside to Co-op would like to thank all the locals for their continued support of his record breaking five year residency. a>
His familiar cry "Help the Homeless" always bring a smile.
Contoversial new plans leaked today by someone who knows someone at the Council reveal, Dyke Road between Clifton Road ( Dentist ) and Bath Street ( Cafe One Ten- Couch Bar) is to be pedestrianised. the pavements on each side will be lowered and widened by a further 24 feet and traffic re routed one way in the direction of Hove, via a central cobbled roadway.
These improvements will enable the Council to increase it's business charges to the numerous restaurants and bars (8) for placing tables and chairs and bathroom supplies on the crazy paved landscaped area planned to replace the road.
A Council insider was overheard to say " We are always looking for ways to generate more income in order to employ more traffic wardens. It's all part of our commitment to a greener transport policy, but most of all it'll be nice for people and it's not far from where my girlfriend lives. Naturally we will be consulting residents but to save time this wil happen once the changes have beeb made." She added.
C.F.M.N.I.A.T.D. the newly formed Campain For More Neon Lighting At The Dials awarded Dall's Tapas it's elite prize
at a flashy awards ceremony in Jan's Pantry last night "Neon is a gas" said an insider. "We want more neon, when do we want it? Now. " He chanted.
Welcome the Red Snapper
Top explanation by the Chief Exec of the Brighton Festival for the 1.1£million defecit in the Domes operations. Argus 19.01.05
"900 events were planned at a certain amount this turned out to be only 600 events that cost varying amounts." council chiefs responded " Complicate information given by the festival organisers made it difficult for Council officers to understand." Is this a good time to ask for some smart new street lighting on the Dials?
Chi Chi chandelier chic hits the Dials with the opening of Triangle Design
in the vacated Dials Kids shop. We simply love their rusty french supermarket baskets.The soon to be vacated old Mishon office close to the superlative Tutti frutti are to be replaced by a cafe bakery called the Rumour Mill.
By de Bye Timmy Tinker hi de hi Tammy Tinker. Feb / March
should see the hand over leading to the departure of the king of banter as he leaves and the arrival of the new mystery owner who I can now reveal is not as we exclusively revealed last issue Jamie Oliver. Jamie's offer was actually turned down as he was outbid at the last minute.
This column salutes Tinky for 18 years brightening up the Dials. Ciao Bella
Pizza Girl.
.
