BRIGHTON PIZZA GIRL.

Gossip and Grumbles with Pizza girl.


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An area with a kids clothes shop is an area on the U.P shame ours is
closing.The owners are off to France ( bon chance mon braves) Hot tip is it’s to
be replaced by another estate agent. Excellent news indeed, as this
means more signboards left on buildings for months and months. They
really brighten up the neighbourhood. Result.

Tv bosses are looking for contestants for an up and coming property show
to be set in West Hill entitled Repetition, Repetition, Repetition,

Bathroom supremo Parkers
has a great sense of humour as well as
a large local property portfolio. Leaving an old bath filled with
cardboard boxes for nearly two weeks on the pavement in BATH street was
a real laff.

Nice to see some of the old Compton Arms lags propping up the bar in
Couch.

Westhillians and Dialites are to share in a Bonanza of arts cash.
Southern Arts in collaboration with the Council will be funding
strategically placed character actors to bring “atmosphere, edge and
eccentricity “ back to our area. Look out for the three scallies with
Burberry Check baseball caps outside the Co-op nightly. A middle aged
red faced spoon playing tramp outside the post office and a group of six
cider drinkers scheduled for Montpelier Crescent.

Tv bosses are looking for contestants for an up and coming property show
to be set in West Hill entitled Repetition, Repetition, Repetition,

Record breaker. The longest queue in the Co-op’s history was achieved
at the Dials branch last month, Congratulations.


Missing! Omah Vat, last seen running video and newsagents with lottery
point.

What a Pizza Girl really really wants? Those great street lamps in
Preston Street and Brunswick, for our manor.


Local planning apps:

An application has been submitted by the old launderette for A3 use.
This was swiftly followed by an application to the Law courts from Wine
Land to sell booze off-sales. If it opens it will mean I can choose
between anyone of 9 off licenses all within 5 minutes of my condo. How
quaint.

32c Buckingham Street Demolition of block of flats to be replaced by
pugilist gym and single family home.

Young Keith Brydens plan to put a three story block on his Deco hardware
store has been temporarily withdrawn.

House in Vernon Terrace ... seeks change from a Buddhist centre to five
flats with good karma.

Planning delays at Dali's were well explained by the Council report
which stated
“...their drawings are not correct.”...”it was very much a good
traditional shop front that should have been retained.” “This was
removed without planning permission.”
Now it’s all sorted and the new shop front is better than ever .



C.N.M.C.S.A.S.D.R. The Campaign for New Metal Chevrons Signs Around
Seven Dials Roundabout has folded. A devastated spokesperson said “We’ve
sunk thousands and about two hours work into this.

I’m absolutely barking mad. It’s a sign ot the times when people are too busy drinking
cappuccino to care about new yellow and black chevrons “


Stop press Tinker to leave Dials. Retiring Tommy Tinker will surely be
missed by one and all. I’m reliably informed his parting shot, will be
to co-ordinate the inaugural Dials Christmas Lighting Fandango. All
shopkeepers and business's should see Tommy with their contribution by
October 31.

R.I.P Edward aged 92 international journalist & distinguished West
Hill gent. . Cheerio our friend.

Pizza Girl.


Pizza girl Awards:

Best shop frontage and display. Marina Cash
Registers.

Best Summer make over. TuttiFrutti Italian Shop.

The Happy Seagull Ripped Black Bag awards. Dyke Road Mews .
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